








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 724 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9641 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4943 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6382 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4825 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,241,222 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaljaKatti | +4.02 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | Infinity | +3.54 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Sami the public racist | +0.26 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | Eetu | +0.07 | 76 | 33 |
| #5 | Musta Surma | -1.60 | 26 | 53 |





