








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3581 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3881 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4456 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3796 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,559 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Schlet | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | OiBoiii | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | kmt | 54% | 111 |
| #6 | droopy mccool ☁ | 51% | 255 |
| #7 | LOVELEEN | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | droopy mccool ☁ | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Orionn | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | kmt | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | LOVELEEN | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Schlet | 5 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | droopy mccool ☁ | 505 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | kmt | 259 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Orionn | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | LOVELEEN | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | OiBoiii | 115 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OiBoiii | +1.31 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | swack | +0.92 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | Schlet | +0.88 | 46 | 70 |
| #4 | Orionn | +0.75 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | droopy mccool ☁ | -0.17 | 57 | 61 |





