








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 22% |
| Smokes | 193 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 361 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 298 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $36,242 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kallem0nster | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Purrasy | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Firexzzz | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | NoLaPiz | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kallem0nster | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Purrasy | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Firexzzz | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | NoLaPiz | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoLaPiz | 7 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Purrasy | 2 | 0.0444 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoLaPiz | 87 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | kallem0nster | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Firexzzz | 9 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #4 | Purrasy | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purrasy | +6.22 | 98 | 42 |
| #2 | NamuR | +1.13 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | kallem0nster | +0.92 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | NoLaPiz | -1.18 | 39 | 60 |
| #5 | Firexzzz | -3.64 | 58 | 46 |





