








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 538 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 491 | 19% |
| Smokes | 887 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 866 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 368 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,294 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1554 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yashiRin | 40% | 40 |
| #2 | catlover56 | 38% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yashiRin | 40% | 40 |
| #2 | catlover56 | 38% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catlover56 | 84 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | yashiRin | 23 | 0.0290 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catlover56 | 165 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | yashiRin | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catlover56 | +6.41 | 49 | 25 |
| #2 | yashiRin | +5.39 | 21 | 36 |
| #3 | HappyHannes09 | -2.56 | 19 | 14 |





