








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 882 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2851 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3501 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1799 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2305 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,539,949 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BamHurger | 48% | 134 |
| #5 | l1llebror | 48% | 381 |
| #6 | 𝐵𝑙𝑒𝑘𝑡𝟶 | 47% | 106 |
| #7 | Jett™ | 47% | 34 |
| #8 | sk | 25% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l1llebror | 97 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | 𝐵𝑙𝑒𝑘𝑡𝟶 | 23 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | ZimBardo | 16 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | H0bbi3ten | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Jett™ | 9 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l1llebror | 1345 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | 𝐵𝑙𝑒𝑘𝑡𝟶 | 564 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #3 | BamHurger | 173 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | H0bbi3ten | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | ZimBardo | 24 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l1llebror | +2.45 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | EZ-Kill | +0.55 | 59 | 51 |
| #3 | 𝐵𝑙𝑒𝑘𝑡𝟶 | -0.02 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | ZimBardo | -0.58 | 37 | 18 |
| #5 | Jett™ | -1.30 | 65 | 22 |





