








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1086 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3335 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 1786 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,459 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | word.exe | 822 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | Hypnootis | 494 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Taneli | 437 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #4 | Viinane | 256 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | kelarotta | 234 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viinane | +2.92 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | pöly 2 pelaaja | +2.64 | 85 | 47 |
| #3 | Juhox | +2.17 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | word.exe | +2.16 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | kelarotta | +2.13 | 89 | 71 |





