








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 768 | 28% |
| Smokes | 722 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 666 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 550 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,144 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ozturan | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | D A T T U | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | b | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | StriK | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | litnik | 56% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | b | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | StriK | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | litnik | 56% | 54 |
| #6 | HZ.SEKO | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | Siwyob | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b | 14 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | litnik | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | HZ.SEKO | 6 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Siwyob | 5 | 0.0173 |
| #5 | StriK | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | litnik | 163 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | b | 92 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | HZ.SEKO | 66 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Siwyob | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | StriK | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b | +5.15 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | D A T T U | +2.88 | 79 | 83 |
| #3 | litnik | +2.36 | 60 | 65 |
| #4 | HZ.SEKO | +0.60 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | StriK | -0.41 | 48 | 56 |





