








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 520 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1333 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1349 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,629 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty Consumer | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | artur | 45% | 111 |
| #3 | Sir Nathaniel B The Third Jr. | 40% | 55 |
| #4 | DOnT gIvE UP | 30% | 20 |
| #5 | pepe123 | 15% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty Consumer | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | artur | 45% | 111 |
| #3 | Sir Nathaniel B The Third Jr. | 40% | 55 |
| #4 | DOnT gIvE UP | 30% | 20 |
| #5 | pepe123 | 15% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepe123 | 21 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | Sir Nathaniel B The Third Jr. | 11 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | artur | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Booty Consumer | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir Nathaniel B The Third Jr. | 238 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | artur | 175 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Booty Consumer | 49 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | DOnT gIvE UP | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | pepe123 | 14 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booty Consumer | +3.75 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | DOnT gIvE UP | +1.75 | 50 | 20 |
| #3 | Sir Nathaniel B The Third Jr. | +1.03 | 33 | 62 |
| #4 | Kniff | +0.26 | 36 | 40 |
| #5 | artur | -3.69 | 21 | 38 |





