








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 974 | 38% |
| Smokes | 529 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 524 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 552 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $64,451 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ alcapone | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | ✔†Leizăr#BAHAOS^Eldad | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | Tanase | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | ✪ xMaR!uS | 25% | 4 |
| #9 | M4GOD | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXeQTeR | +4.11 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | icarus | +0.59 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | Tony ✪ | -0.13 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | Tanase | -0.33 | 77 | 53 |
| #5 | ✔†Leizăr#BAHAOS^Eldad | -0.53 | 75 | 63 |





