








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3387 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3632 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4307 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2642 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,046 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Sarvok | 45% | 20 |
| #12 | jordon8711 | 44% | 27 |
| #13 | CliffGaming06 @ttv | 44% | 52 |
| #14 | Tobo :) | 42% | 83 |
| #15 | guy | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rowan | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | CliffGaming06 @ttv | 16 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | SilverySoul | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Wizz | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | 76561199519486558 | 9 | 0.0114 |





