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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1368 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1159 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $656,366 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 883 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanklover337 | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | jorgos | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | MULTA | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kitchen aid | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Rahtari69 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tanklover337 | +5.01 | 60 | 64 |
| #2 | MULTA | +4.58 | 78 | 50 |
| #3 | jorgos | +2.89 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | Kitchen aid | -0.56 | 39 | 14 |
| #5 | buliver | -0.63 | 68 | 47 |





