








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 52 | 19% |
| Smokes | 105 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 22 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 96 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,474 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Van Flay00 | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Drej low | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | svenkPEEK | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | skog | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Van Flay00 | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Drej low | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | svenkPEEK | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | skog | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | svenkPEEK | 5 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Van Flay00 | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | svenkPEEK | 89 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | skog | 79 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | Van Flay00 | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Drej low | 9 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Van Flay00 | +2.70 | 49 | 50 |
| #2 | skog | +2.23 | 54 | 65 |
| #3 | Drej low | -0.02 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | svenkPEEK | -0.04 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | GeorgeFloyd1337 | -1.50 | 45 | 16 |





