








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2135 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1694 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1719 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1435 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $705,750 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PELIMULSU22 | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | cherrymonda | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | yamo | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | rantsa=D | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Jappem0le | 62% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jappem0le | 172 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | yzy | 134 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | cherrymonda | 90 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pepe | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | yamo | 57 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jappem0le | +5.91 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | cherrymonda | +2.06 | 78 | 74 |
| #3 | yamo | +1.63 | 56 | 57 |
| #4 | Dan | +0.88 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | Pepe | +0.81 | 70 | 59 |





