








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2304 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1493 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1898 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,220 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Eesti Kaalikas | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | Pulku | 39% | 18 |
| #9 | ProSprayszzz | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | bugag | 33% | 55 |
| #11 | kujuta lohed | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | kujuta lohed | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Brush | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | bugag | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Läämä (END eSports) | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farmikarl | 157 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | bugag | 142 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Brush | 131 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | wake up | 99 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | kujuta lohed | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wake up | +3.30 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | James | +3.26 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | Brush | +1.09 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Läämä (END eSports) | +0.30 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | Farmikarl | +0.09 | 71 | 60 |





