








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6757 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5856 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5441 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5269 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,279 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoyaLL ♛ | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | Kwertes | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | たZajuuた | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoyaLL ♛ | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | Kwertes | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | たZajuuた | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kwertes | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | RoyaLL ♛ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | たZajuuた | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoyaLL ♛ | 214 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | たZajuuた | 167 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kwertes | 103 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | たZajuuた | +1.55 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | n1trek | +0.95 | 81 | 76 |
| #3 | RoyaLL ♛ | +0.67 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Kwertes | -1.36 | 78 | 65 |





