








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1940 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1650 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 565 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1183 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,913 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 揽月 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | ✪NewYorkJet✪▄︻┻═┳ | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | 我是不適要改一下名字 | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | Rockruff | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | mogeko | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mogeko | 60% | 15 |
| #6 | Darth_WiFi | 55% | 66 |
| #7 | Poacher | 53% | 19 |
| #8 | CV01 | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | [永远の万事屋]坂田银时 | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darth_WiFi | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Poacher | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | 我是不適要改一下名字 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | [永远の万事屋]坂田银时 | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darth_WiFi | 288 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | CV01 | 106 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rockruff | 53 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪NewYorkJet✪▄︻┻═┳ | 49 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | 揽月 | 37 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪NewYorkJet✪▄︻┻═┳ | +2.11 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | 火の決意! Twistzz | +1.44 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | mogeko | +0.89 | 49 | 48 |
| #4 | 揽月 | +0.81 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | Rockruff | +0.44 | 51 | 70 |





