








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7058 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9067 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4989 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6172 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,837,587 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanppe | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | Alejandro | 60% | 81 |
| #3 | bob | 58% | 132 |
| #4 | c k1mchi | 57% | 119 |
| #5 | jumpstick | 56% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppa | 46 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | bob | 37 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | Хұқсы | 15 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | c k1mchi | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | mis bämät? mälläri <3 | 7 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppa | 1127 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | Alejandro | 431 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | Хұқсы | 310 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | BurgerMän™ | 275 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | bob | 230 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppa | +5.84 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | Хұқсы | +4.29 | 86 | 45 |
| #3 | Alejandro | +3.20 | 72 | 82 |
| #4 | Liven | +2.95 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | Abi | +2.71 | 77 | 44 |





