








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 543 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1107 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 906 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,158 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rex | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | [BOERE] BeetleJuice69 | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | JT | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | [BOERE]JSTAN. | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rex | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | [BOERE] BeetleJuice69 | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | JT | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | [BOERE]JSTAN. | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [BOERE] BeetleJuice69 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | JT | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Rex | 3 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [BOERE] BeetleJuice69 | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | JT | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rex | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | [BOERE]JSTAN. | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JT | +2.75 | 42 | 58 |
| #2 | Rex | +2.61 | 50 | 64 |
| #3 | [BOERE] BeetleJuice69 | +0.17 | 32 | 50 |
| #4 | [BOERE] Hendrik | -0.08 | 42 | 47 |
| #5 | [BOERE]JSTAN. | -3.27 | 17 | 37 |





