








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1537 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1821 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2243 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1978 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,424 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jebo_z_lesaッ | 201 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♿ Lucas | 114 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | XeO | 110 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ni0o | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ ilymonkai | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ilymonkai | +3.16 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Mysza | +3.14 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | XeO | +2.41 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | ♿ Lucas | -0.63 | 79 | 30 |
| #5 | Luke Gabson x) | -0.77 | 48 | 66 |





