








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1217 | 38% |
| Smokes | 542 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 189 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,365,856 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Eat Cookies | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | CoolMathGames.com | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | Heartstomper | 33% | 39 |
| #4 | Pix_Bread | 24% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Eat Cookies | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | CoolMathGames.com | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | Heartstomper | 33% | 39 |
| #4 | Pix_Bread | 24% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pix_Bread | 22 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | I Eat Cookies | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | CoolMathGames.com | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Heartstomper | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heartstomper | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pix_Bread | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | I Eat Cookies | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | CoolMathGames.com | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Eat Cookies | +2.45 | 59 | 47 |
| #2 | puppy pro | -0.20 | 50 | 29 |
| #3 | Heartstomper | -0.92 | 11 | 45 |
| #4 | CoolMathGames.com | -1.47 | 42 | 44 |
| #5 | Pix_Bread | -4.45 | 2 | 25 |





