








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2433 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2286 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1886 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,043 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rythm LFT | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | Sceniour VAC | 51% | 164 |
| #3 | zXyy | 44% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rythm LFT | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | Sceniour VAC | 51% | 164 |
| #3 | zXyy | 44% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sceniour VAC | 30 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | rythm LFT | 12 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | zXyy | 9 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sceniour VAC | 432 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | zXyy | 173 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | rythm LFT | 144 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rythm LFT | +3.61 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Sceniour VAC | +1.09 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | Jabs | -0.03 | 45 | 63 |
| #4 | zXyy | -0.24 | 85 | 58 |





