








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2892 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5009 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2053 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4536 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,399,838 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | garrettawesome41 | 54% | 126 |
| #2 | DMMONEYY | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | LPMike | 52% | 89 |
| #4 | tum tum | 50% | 422 |
| #5 | socrates | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tum tum | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | DMMONEYY | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | meth | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | teddy | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | LPMike | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tum tum | 1559 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #2 | DMMONEYY | 461 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | garrettawesome41 | 428 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | teddy | 207 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | meth | 175 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth | +3.66 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | teddy | +2.42 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | Kustumzz | +2.36 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | LPMike | +1.96 | 74 | 30 |
| #5 | garrettawesome41 | +1.69 | 81 | 62 |





