








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1412 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1570 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1248 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,692 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lentävä Kova Kyrpä | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | Nibz | 48% | 58 |
| #3 | Oliivi | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | Rotat_Tomppa | 43% | 68 |
| #5 | 💜Rottajäbä💜[sutru] | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nibz | 13 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Lentävä Kova Kyrpä | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | 💜Rottajäbä💜[sutru] | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Oliivi | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Rotat_Tomppa | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nibz | +3.58 | 88 | 32 |
| #2 | ❤️Helikobter❤️Helikobter | +1.24 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Oliivi | +1.12 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Lentävä Kova Kyrpä | +0.45 | 70 | 62 |
| #5 | 💜Rottajäbä💜[sutru] | -0.96 | 63 | 38 |





