








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1128 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1552 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1488 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1808 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,424 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luccarido | 49% | 57 |
| #2 | Franzi | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Timon | 33% | 12 |
| #4 | CS Knallbombom Otto | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luccarido | 49% | 57 |
| #2 | Franzi | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Timon | 33% | 12 |
| #4 | CS Knallbombom Otto | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luccarido | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Franzi | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | CS Knallbombom Otto | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Timon | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luccarido | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Timon | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | CS Knallbombom Otto | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Franzi | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙯 | +3.72 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | Timon | +0.26 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | CS Knallbombom Otto | -1.16 | 74 | 34 |
| #4 | Luccarido | -2.21 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | Franzi | -3.23 | 18 | 15 |





