








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3787 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2120 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3011 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,303,965 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐พโ๐๐ฃ๐ . | 53% | 156 |
| #2 | zubogรณ fos | 51% | 182 |
| #3 | R1aQuZ | 46% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐พโ๐๐ฃ๐ . | 53% | 156 |
| #2 | zubogรณ fos | 51% | 182 |
| #3 | R1aQuZ | 46% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zubogรณ fos | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | R1aQuZ | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | ๐พโ๐๐ฃ๐ . | 8 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐พโ๐๐ฃ๐ . | 627 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | zubogรณ fos | 498 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | R1aQuZ | 365 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐พโ๐๐ฃ๐ . | +2.29 | 59 | 74 |
| #2 | R1aQuZ | +0.27 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | b0t_D4v1d_k4 | +0.01 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | zubogรณ fos | -1.85 | 57 | 54 |





