








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2021 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1520 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1185 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1660 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,847 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexxtc ★ [S|90|3] | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | cg3 | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Treyw0o | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ VeryBiGW | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexxtc ★ [S|90|3] | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | cg3 | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Treyw0o | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ VeryBiGW | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ VeryBiGW | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ VeryBiGW | 91 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | cg3 | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Treyw0o | 28 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | lexxtc ★ [S|90|3] | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cg3 | +1.75 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | Treyw0o | +1.25 | 79 | 41 |
| #3 | lexxtc ★ [S|90|3] | +0.43 | 51 | 44 |
| #4 | Prof | -0.39 | 44 | 56 |
| #5 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ VeryBiGW | -0.81 | 49 | 45 |





