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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1594 | 26% |
| Smokes | 780 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1794 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1950 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,370 of utility $312 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makarooni | 68% | 56 |
| #2 | Sam | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Antti 𝕾𝕺 | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Naakka | 48% | 119 |
| #5 | ggkezz | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | CptCrack | 44% | 41 |
| #9 | Räjähtävä Romani | 41% | 37 |
| #10 | ma ei ola goblin | 32% | 44 |
| #11 | YoungDrilla2012 | 31% | 16 |
| #12 | ¨vesq_ | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ma ei ola goblin | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Makarooni | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Naakka | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ggkezz | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Sam | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naakka | 287 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | ggkezz | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Masa Mainio | 62 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ma ei ola goblin | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | YoungDrilla2012 | 51 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naama | +3.54 | 65 | 60 |
| #2 | Sam | +3.49 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | Makarooni | +2.62 | 47 | 51 |
| #4 | Masa Mainio | +1.68 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | ¨vesq_ | +0.93 | 51 | 66 |





