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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 681 | 36% |
| Smokes | 281 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 487 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 437 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,777 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darth vader | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Katsikator | 40% | 20 |
| #3 | Mako | 38% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darth vader | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Katsikator | 40% | 20 |
| #3 | Mako | 38% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | 28 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | Katsikator | 3 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | 53 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | darth vader | 26 | 0.30 | 0 min |
| #3 | Katsikator | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | +8.97 | 83 | 37 |
| #2 | darth vader | +7.46 | 89 | 40 |
| #3 | Eulergr | -5.11 | 3 | 42 |
| #4 | Katsikator | -5.61 | 20 | 9 |





