








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 446 | 28% |
| Smokes | 336 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 402 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 406 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,690 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1059 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karma | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Kenco Finest | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | ˡqʳⁱᶜᵏ | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | SOUTHC1DE | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Drpoptart | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenco Finest | 176 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | SOUTHC1DE | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Drpoptart | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Karma | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pot | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | +7.08 | 78 | 29 |
| #2 | Kenco Finest | +3.03 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | Pot | +2.05 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | Drpoptart | +0.92 | 36 | 47 |
| #5 | TheWonkster | +0.69 | 55 | 37 |





