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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1022 | 36% |
| Smokes | 823 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 454 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 529 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $126,530 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ..../\/‾‾\--/\....../\/ | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | H4x.Z4moro | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | marineking | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ..../\/‾‾\--/\....../\/ | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | H4x.Z4moro | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | marineking | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ..../\/‾‾\--/\....../\/ | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | marineking | 2 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H4x.Z4moro | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | marineking | 24 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | ..../\/‾‾\--/\....../\/ | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H4x.Z4moro | +3.47 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | ali | +1.72 | 58 | 56 |
| #3 | ..../\/‾‾\--/\....../\/ | -1.27 | 73 | 36 |
| #4 | marineking | -4.34 | 63 | 62 |





