








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 871 | 44% |
| Smokes | 349 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 342 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 399 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,053 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | АУтисти | 45% | 33 |
| #2 | vasya | 40% | 15 |
| #3 | Lubah | 36% | 14 |
| #4 | GOODBOY | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | АУтисти | 45% | 33 |
| #2 | vasya | 40% | 15 |
| #3 | Lubah | 36% | 14 |
| #4 | GOODBOY | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOODBOY | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | АУтисти | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Lubah | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | АУтисти | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | vasya | 41 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | GOODBOY | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lubah | 13 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lubah | +3.05 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | АУтисти | +2.96 | 75 | 42 |
| #3 | vasya | +2.67 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | GOODBOY | -0.37 | 71 | 31 |
| #5 | Master Oogway | -2.42 | 38 | 42 |





