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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22 | 11% |
| Smokes | 10 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 111 | 58% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,656 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deeenkan | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | bergk | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Björne | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | BOT 1 | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Bordellen | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | bergk | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Björne | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | BOT 1 | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Bordellen | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | Nödvärn | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deeenkan | 2 | 0.0488 |
| #2 | bergk | 1 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bordellen | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | BOT 1 | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | Deeenkan | 16 | 0.39 | 1 min |
| #4 | Björne | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | bergk | 10 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT 1 | +10.85 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Bordellen | +6.08 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | Deeenkan | +4.44 | 51 | 71 |
| #4 | Björne | +2.21 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | Nödvärn | +1.39 | 52 | 44 |





