








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 112 | 20% |
| Smokes | 11 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 182 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,651 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bingbong. | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Gavin | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Guts | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | Invisigal | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bingbong. | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Gavin | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Guts | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | Invisigal | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Invisigal | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Invisigal | 26 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | bingbong. | 11 | 0.33 | 0 min |
| #3 | Guts | 9 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Gavin | 8 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gavin | +11.40 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | Invisigal | +3.63 | 93 | 53 |
| #3 | Guts | +1.79 | 58 | 39 |
| #4 | Biltong.exe | +0.56 | 54 | 43 |
| #5 | bingbong. | -3.03 | 44 | 46 |





