








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2221 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1507 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1215 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 706 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,147 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghosty | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Luc1f3r | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | KidDreamin | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Kraken | 61% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghosty | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Luc1f3r | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | KidDreamin | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Kraken | 61% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraken | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Luc1f3r | 7 | 0.0239 |
| #3 | Ghosty | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraken | 177 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Luc1f3r | 60 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ghosty | 22 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | KidDreamin | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnclePandaLord | +3.75 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | Ghosty | +2.88 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | KidDreamin | +0.51 | 62 | 49 |
| #4 | Kraken | +0.43 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Luc1f3r | -1.28 | 53 | 49 |





