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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1478 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1233 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4332 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 3236 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,687 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frogísek | 752 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | sweetbleek | 704 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | ツ Ⓑ.Ⓡ.Ⓞ.Ⓛ ツ | 442 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Jerry | 165 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | vacuum packed | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | +2.63 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | ツ Ⓑ.Ⓡ.Ⓞ.Ⓛ ツ | +1.39 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | sweetbleek | +1.26 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | qvattro | +1.11 | 69 | 34 |
| #5 | Frogísek | +0.25 | 21 | 79 |





