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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 27% |
| Smokes | 205 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 298 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 185 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,654 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekko | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | CaLmYoTiTs :-) | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | MrMeowMeow | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | ♕𝕋𝕀𝕍𝕆♕ | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | Leo 2a7 My Beloved <3 | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo 2a7 My Beloved <3 | 10 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Pungsy | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Gekko | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | ReaperStrike | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | ♕𝕋𝕀𝕍𝕆♕ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungsy | 109 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | CaLmYoTiTs :-) | 80 | 0.42 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gekko | 63 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | ReaperStrike | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♕𝕋𝕀𝕍𝕆♕ | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaLmYoTiTs :-) | +12.90 | 100 | 78 |
| #2 | Gekko | +10.41 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | Pungsy | +2.17 | 47 | 50 |
| #4 | Tritus | -0.13 | 44 | 26 |
| #5 | ♕𝕋𝕀𝕍𝕆♕ | -1.70 | 41 | 19 |





