








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1388 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2230 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1645 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1898 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,634 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Laku | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | bappo | 48% | 46 |
| #10 | BMW E46 316i | 45% | 55 |
| #11 | Mirella makes me wet | 45% | 51 |
| #12 | timer8 | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon Bread | 296 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | ̶̶M̶̶u̶̶s̶̶t̶̶i̶̶s̶ | 164 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Matte | 148 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mirella makes me wet | 115 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | timer8 | 110 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon Bread | +4.58 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Matte | +4.14 | 72 | 47 |
| #3 | Laku | +3.05 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | Tuomasveturi | +0.94 | 48 | 34 |
| #5 | ̶̶M̶̶u̶̶s̶̶t̶̶i̶̶s̶ | +0.90 | 46 | 54 |





