








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1598 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2580 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1602 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $679,727 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COCO | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Fluffyyy #Tot | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Cal9mm | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | RedneckTatertotz | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Bob Saget | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fluffyyy #Tot | 282 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | RedneckTatertotz | 237 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | WonderToast | 137 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #4 | COCO | 132 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bob Saget | 115 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RapidFire68X | +3.06 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Fluffyyy #Tot | +1.38 | 57 | 70 |
| #3 | Tomtenizze | +0.93 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | WonderToast | -0.36 | 45 | 57 |
| #5 | COCO | -0.61 | 58 | 58 |





