








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
35 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 49 | 45% |
| Smokes | 18 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 29 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 13 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $11,096 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pTr ✪ | 0% | 2 |
| #2 | Boro | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | ♥tomisaaak♥ | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | WhimPy | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pTr ✪ | 0% | 2 |
| #2 | Boro | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | ♥tomisaaak♥ | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | WhimPy | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pTr ✪ | 9 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #2 | WhimPy | 7 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | ♥tomisaaak♥ | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikyy | +2.57 | 85 | 43 |
| #2 | Boro | +0.06 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | WhimPy | -1.89 | 57 | 56 |
| #4 | ✪ pTr ✪ | -2.25 | 48 | 73 |
| #5 | ♥tomisaaak♥ | -2.95 | 68 | 57 |





