








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4072 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5482 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2873 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3682 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,007,927 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 니키 | 58% | 90 |
| #2 | Feliz | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | 도영2 | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 니키 | 58% | 90 |
| #2 | Feliz | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | 도영2 | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 니키 | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Feliz | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | 도영2 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 도영2 | 419 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | 니키 | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Feliz | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | idfwu | +1.76 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | Feliz | +1.39 | 65 | 43 |
| #3 | 니키 | -0.23 | 64 | 46 |
| #4 | 도영2 | -0.87 | 60 | 50 |





