








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 243 | 11% |
| Smokes | 551 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,480 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenCie | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | JMunna | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Jastrab | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | Korv | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Taurinator | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korv | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Kapten Huss | 4 | 0.0235 |
| #3 | Jastrab | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Baby8 | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baby8 | +5.32 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | BenCie | +3.93 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | Jastrab | +3.57 | 51 | 49 |
| #4 | Korv | +2.66 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Kapten Huss | +2.60 | 56 | 67 |





