








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3260 | 45% |
| Smokes | 234 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2268 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1447 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,472 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrankieFingler | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | tj | 51% | 173 |
| #3 | Stan | 47% | 113 |
| #4 | JahBlazey405 | 33% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrankieFingler | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | tj | 51% | 173 |
| #3 | Stan | 47% | 113 |
| #4 | JahBlazey405 | 33% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tj | 67 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | Stan | 66 | 0.0302 |
| #3 | JahBlazey405 | 19 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | FrankieFingler | 19 | 0.0177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tj | 480 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Stan | 327 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | FrankieFingler | 244 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | JahBlazey405 | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrankieFingler | +4.88 | 94 | 45 |
| #2 | 63rd | kotek miau | +3.81 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | Stan | -3.23 | 40 | 53 |
| #4 | tj | -3.24 | 56 | 37 |
| #5 | JahBlazey405 | -5.28 | 38 | 18 |





