








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2902 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2529 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1888 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1994 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,907 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sergi | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | HERRERAMUSIKKKKKK | 68% | 71 |
| #3 | GR1ND3R | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sergi | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | HERRERAMUSIKKKKKK | 68% | 71 |
| #3 | GR1ND3R | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERRERAMUSIKKKKKK | 14 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Sergi | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | GR1ND3R | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERRERAMUSIKKKKKK | 392 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sergi | 100 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | GR1ND3R | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𓆩NOT Mike𓆪 | +1.29 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Sergi | +0.80 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | HERRERAMUSIKKKKKK | +0.22 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | GR1ND3R | -2.53 | 46 | 53 |





