








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1125 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1386 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 745 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 814 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,702 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4yyn萧瑟 | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Uncle | 46% | 106 |
| #3 | apipix | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4yyn萧瑟 | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Uncle | 46% | 106 |
| #3 | apipix | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle | 22 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | w4yyn萧瑟 | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | apipix | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4yyn萧瑟 | 88 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | apipix | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Uncle | 46 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4yyn萧瑟 | +3.51 | 85 | 40 |
| #2 | Uncle | +1.61 | 67 | 30 |
| #3 | Josh | -1.36 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | apipix | -2.16 | 26 | 46 |





