








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 185 | 22% |
| Smokes | 263 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 163 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 220 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,911 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Road2Better | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | lEO Messi | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | 999-† dm for coaching 1 on 1 | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Mick | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | kriHvik | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mick | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Henzzik | 1 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | 999-† dm for coaching 1 on 1 | 1 | 0.0164 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lEO Messi | +5.47 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | kriHvik | +5.02 | 66 | 42 |
| #3 | 999-† dm for coaching 1 on 1 | +3.12 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | perKi | +2.84 | 38 | 77 |
| #5 | Mick | +2.10 | 87 | 44 |





