








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1322 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3684 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3124 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2015 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $908,094 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 709 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beccasso | 47% | 58 |
| #2 | ImLucky (certified autist) | 46% | 28 |
| #3 | Enzo. | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | EbbnoZZ | 38% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beccasso | 47% | 58 |
| #2 | ImLucky (certified autist) | 46% | 28 |
| #3 | Enzo. | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | EbbnoZZ | 38% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EbbnoZZ | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Beccasso | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ImLucky (certified autist) | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImLucky (certified autist) | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Enzo. | 68 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Beccasso | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | EbbnoZZ | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzo. | +3.84 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | (= TjejBumbiBjörnen =) | +0.16 | 25 | 43 |
| #3 | Beccasso | -0.81 | 49 | 54 |
| #4 | ImLucky (certified autist) | -1.46 | 33 | 62 |
| #5 | EbbnoZZ | -3.05 | 16 | 30 |





