








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1517 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1258 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $329,510 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ptacinos | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | scrapzツ | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | w3nca02 | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | ☣ Smrča ☣ | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | methyss | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sponsoo | 45% | 31 |
| #8 | Dipexos | 40% | 15 |
| #9 | ★Tesak★ | 37% | 19 |
| #10 | kanee | 29% | 14 |
| #11 | pivnipetricek | 0% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tadashi | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | pivnipetricek | 4 | 0.0215 |
| #3 | ☣ Smrča ☣ | 3 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | sponsoo | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ★Tesak★ | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tadashi | 211 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | methyss | 68 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | sponsoo | 64 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | ptacinos | 44 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ☣ Smrča ☣ | 42 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tadashi | +1.47 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | 🌹 | +1.21 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | kanee | +0.57 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | ptacinos | -0.48 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | scrapzツ | -0.54 | 72 | 46 |





