








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1589 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1538 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1322 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1790 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $770,031 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fritz | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | cc | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | ㆍ | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | scoot | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Plezki | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ㆍ | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | scoot | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Plezki | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | niftycart | 40% | 43 |
| #7 | Watch Those Wrist Rockets | 30% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fritz | 6 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | ㆍ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | cc | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Plezki | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | niftycart | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㆍ | 675 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | Watch Those Wrist Rockets | 157 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | cc | 87 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | scoot | 57 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Plezki | 36 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plezki | +2.96 | 52 | 34 |
| #2 | fritz | +2.17 | 59 | 34 |
| #3 | ㆍ | +1.40 | 66 | 71 |
| #4 | Half Cajun | +0.07 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | scoot | -0.77 | 62 | 43 |





