








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13534 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11132 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 14167 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 10724 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,839,852 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1866 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠ PixelWalker☠ xxxTicTacToe | 54% | 195 |
| #2 | DESTRUCTION | 51% | 194 |
| #3 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 47% | 90 |
| #4 | sAmazon | 46% | 245 |
| #5 | EXCPECTIX | 45% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DESTRUCTION | 51% | 194 |
| #3 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 47% | 90 |
| #4 | sAmazon | 46% | 245 |
| #5 | EXCPECTIX | 45% | 199 |
| #6 | Emi Amber | 43% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emi Amber | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | sAmazon | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | DESTRUCTION | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | EXCPECTIX | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ☠ PixelWalker☠ xxxTicTacToe | 11 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠ PixelWalker☠ xxxTicTacToe | 625 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | sAmazon | 555 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | EXCPECTIX | 476 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Emi Amber | 433 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 194 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DESTRUCTION | +1.87 | 59 | 53 |
| #2 | Emi Amber | +1.53 | 74 | 44 |
| #3 | EXCPECTIX | +0.56 | 45 | 62 |
| #4 | ☠ PixelWalker☠ xxxTicTacToe | +0.50 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | sAmazon | -0.16 | 44 | 59 |





