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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2056 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2304 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1409 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $640,508 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 荀彧 | 45% | 38 |
| #2 | AM | 43% | 58 |
| #3 | Francis Underwood | 43% | 171 |
| #4 | 我沒有嘟嘴 | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 荀彧 | 45% | 38 |
| #2 | AM | 43% | 58 |
| #3 | Francis Underwood | 43% | 171 |
| #4 | 我沒有嘟嘴 | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francis Underwood | 19 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | AM | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | 我沒有嘟嘴 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francis Underwood | 760 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | AM | 365 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #3 | 我沒有嘟嘴 | 126 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | 荀彧 | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francis Underwood | +3.44 | 66 | 60 |
| #2 | 荀彧 | +0.74 | 60 | 43 |
| #3 | AM | +0.30 | 53 | 70 |
| #4 | Skubal | -3.09 | 27 | 59 |
| #5 | 我沒有嘟嘴 | -3.26 | 24 | 60 |





